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[rocknload]

That cop totally thought I was drunk.

For one, I was speeding. Because ... er, no excuse, I just wanted to go fast.

Two, I forgot to put the lid on the gas can. Why? Because ten minutes earlier Chevron fucking ripped me off, and I'd just thrown a minor fit at the gas station, which included beating on the console with my fist and going, "Ten bucks for two gallons?! Jesus Christ! You fucking bastards!!" as my passengers laughed at me. Then I climbed into the cab and slammed the door without paying attention.

Three, I almost rolled into the police car, because I just bought my truck this afternoon and I'm not used to having to, say, put on the parking break to avoid such catastrophes.

When I apologized, my natural manner of speaking--"Sorry 'bout almost rollin' into ya like that."--did not further convince him of my sobriety.

I swear, he must have asked me three times if I'd been drinking. I'm surprised I didn't have to touch my nose with my hand and start saying the ABCs backwards--and good thing, because I can't actually do that and get past X. But, dude, the fact that I had three teenagers in the back of my pickup? Oh, not a big deal at all. My dad was right, that is legal around here.

I only got a warning for the speeding.

A lot happened to me today. And the fact that I worded it like that might be a little telling...

Comments

[unicorn]

The police officer just let you go?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

With a warning! I am pretty nice to police that pull me over, and I'd just bought the car that day, etc. etc.

[unicorn]

That was kind of him! YOU WERE LUCKY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Actually, reevaluating the situation with testimony from other witnesses allowed us to determine that he was not kind, nor did I get lucky. See, he was apparently headed in the other direction and actually did a U-turn in order to get behind me, and immediately pulled me over without having time to gauge my speed.

So our best guess is he saw the truck with people in the back, and since it was one in the morning figured that odds were good I was drunk. When I wasn't, well, he didn't care.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Ten bucks for two gallons WHATn fgggggggggt55555555 rwow that was my cat and I'm not deleting that because it looks funny ):


Jeeeeez cops

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Fucking exactly! What Chevron did was they reversed the positions of where the regular gas is and where the super premium or whatever is--so I ended up buying the most expensive gas they have! DDDDDDX

You cat, its TALENTED.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Shit, we have to be able to do the ABC's backwards?!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I've always heard that it was part of the proving you're sober thing, but... dude, that's really hard to do. Apparently I could do it when I was eighteen months old or so, but when I was that age I had plenty of time to memorize pointless things.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Eesh. I can get as far as ZYXWVUTSR....and that's singing the song in my head.

Wait, eighteen months?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I was apparently a very strange child.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

I'll say.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. You are braver and dumber than I am to get a stick shift. STILL, AT LEAST CONGRATS ON THE TRUCK.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's an upgrade from my motorcycle--so, really, it's a more practical choice. THANKS.