I knew Brittany--I regret that I did. Not only because I loathe and despised her because she was the thesis of my anti-thesis--but because I knew her for what she was. A failure. I mean, the Hindenberg and the Titanic was a failure—but, man. Brittany. She was both of them combined with the Matrix trilogy. That much fail was a threat to the world.
So I say, goodbye to her. And good riddance. Soda?
You are official banned from speaking at my funeral. You join ranks with Audra, who plans on starting my eulogy with, "She looked like an anime character, and acted like one, too."
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2008-05-15 06:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-15 06:11 am (UTC)BUT I KNOW YOU WON'T
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Date: 2008-05-15 06:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-15 06:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-15 06:17 am (UTC)So I say, goodbye to her. And good riddance. Soda?
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Date: 2008-05-15 06:19 am (UTC)You are official banned from speaking at my funeral. You join ranks with Audra, who plans on starting my eulogy with, "She looked like an anime character, and acted like one, too."
Feel honored.
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Date: 2008-05-15 06:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-15 06:22 am (UTC)I'm writing a fucking will.
Right now.
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Date: 2008-05-15 06:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-15 06:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-15 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-15 06:27 am (UTC)Don't you realize?! What with you having no cell phone, this is goodbye. You may never speak to me again.
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Date: 2008-05-15 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-15 06:30 am (UTC)It'd be like killing you before I commit suicide.
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Date: 2008-05-15 06:36 am (UTC)