but we're never gonna survive;

[rocknload]

I have HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE everyone and everything.

Everyone.

Yes.

Even you.

And also.

BEHOLD MY DRAGON EGG.



AWESOME, ISN'T IT.

Comments

[unicorn]

This is new?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT INTO THE DRAGON MEME

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Usually I apathetically hate everything. But now I'm willing to be active about it!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT

[unicorn]

You are ALWAYS active about hating me. Should I be flattered? I think I will be flattered.

You put it in a place where lots of individual people will see it, so that it gets unique views! Like this!



Bitching at people to click it is also fun, but not as important as unique views.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I could become more active in my hatred of you, I guess.

WHAT HAPPENS IF IT DIES

[unicorn]

SO FLATTERED!

You can do nothing except drown in guilt. And it shows a little broken egg picture for a while.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU WON'T BE.

What if it does not die? What are its other options?

[unicorn]

WHY NOT.

I think... I am kind of misty on this part, but I believe you must get the dragon babies yet MORE views so they can grow!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE SOMEDAY I'LL FIND SOMETHING TERRIBLE I CAN DO TO YOU OVER THE INTERNET. JUST YOU WAIT.

So, wait. You're saying this never ends?

[unicorn]

OKAY. I AM WAITING.

I don't really know. Check the forums of the place?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SOMEDAY, I SAID. SOMEDAY.

You don't even know the rules to this twisted game?

[unicorn]

I read a couple of them! Then I got bored.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I don't even know where to find them! I got bored looking.

[unicorn]

Go to the original site you got the egg from! Click where it says forum! Click where it says help! Read the FAQ! DIFFICULT.