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[rocknload]

Hn. My smoke alarm keeps going off. Very irritating.

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[unicorn]

Stop setting the house on fire.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

There's no fire! Probably. There isn't any smoke, either! I don't think.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You took my answer!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You all lack faith.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

But at least we have fire extinguishers!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I think some might be in this house somewhere!

[unicorn]

In your not setting the house on fire?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yes. In that.

[unicorn]

But it seems like such a likely thing...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Dude, the fire department's only been called on me once.

[unicorn]

Have I heard this story? Do I want to?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

When I was five after I'd taken my bath and my mom left me in the bathroom alone I decided to see if some tweezers would fit in an electrical socket. Have you heard this story?

[unicorn]

I don't think so. Unless this was also the time when your house actually caught fire.

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

Fuck, I lol'd.