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[rocknload]

I impulsively applied to template_rpg, I think because pushpushlady mentioned it in passing. I don't remember, it was hours ago. Er. Does anyone play there? I got accepted.

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[unicorn]

I DON'T THINK I CAN LOAD THE DISHWASHER WHILE IN THE SHOWER. AND I'D HAVE TO WAKE MY PARENTS UP TO FIND THE WEIRD DISHWASHER SOAP. IT'D PROBABLY TAKE LONGER TI FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE THING.

I GUESS SINCE BASTARDLY IS KIND OF A PLAY ON DASTARDLY I CAN FORGIVE YOU.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU LOAD IT, AND IT WASHES DISHES WHEN YOU ARE NOT THERE. AND YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED THESE SKILLS WHEN IT WAS MORE CONVENIENT! THEN THEY COULD SERVE YOU NOW.

THAT WAS THE IDEA. AND IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAD, LIKE, A FREAKIN' CATCHPHRASE OR ANYTHING, MAN.

[unicorn]

I AM DONE THE DISHES ANYWAY. I AM GETTING FAST AT DOING THEM BY HAND, NOW THAT I AM EXPECTED TO DO THEM AND ALL.

I WOULD SAY SANTA FE BUT WE HAVE DISCUSSED THAT AND YOU ARE RIGHT ON THAT COUNT

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WOW, THAT WAS QUICK! YOUR SKILLS ARE IMPRESSIVE.

YEAH, SO I JUST PICKED A USERNAME THAT KIND OF INSULTS HIM ALL THE TIME, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. OH, WELL.

[unicorn]

NOW I CANNOT FIND MY PHONE GODDAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

HOW WAS YOUR DAY ASIDE FROM THESE PRELIMINARY ROLEPLAY SHENANIGANS

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

FIND IT FIND IT I BET IT WILL BE NECESSARY ALSO HOW LONG WILL YOU BE GONE

I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, NOTHING, EVEN LESS THAN I NORMALLY DO, I DID NOTHING EXCEPT THE RP THING AND ALSO I EXERCISED WITH THE WII FIT FOR LIKE THIRTY MINUTES

[unicorn]

FOUND IT! TOMORROW? FROM SIX AM TO UH. FOUR...ISH? FIVE? I'LL PROBABLY BE AROUND IN THE EVENING, IT IS JUST A LOT MORE EXCITING THAN IT SHOULD BE BECAUSE A GREAT DEAL OF STUFF MUST BE TAKEN

WII FIT IS VERY GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH I AM SURE. DID YOU GET ANY WRITING DONE

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

AH, SO NOT VERY LONG! IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS EPIC THING. BUT I AM SURE IT WILL BE VERY EXCITING, YES.

IT IS, I THINK, IT MAKES ME TIRED. BESIDES TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED WORDS OF JACK KELLY? NOT SO MUCH, BUT I THINK THE JACK STUFF COUNTS FOR SOMETHING.

[unicorn]

NAH, IT IS JUST A YOU-MUST-DRAG-A-CRAPLOAD-OF-STUFF-AND-A-HORSE-TWO-HOURS-NORTH-AND-THEN-COME-HOME-AGAIN THING. I AM TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO TAKE BETS ON MY FALLING OFF AGAIN, SO YEAH!

IF IT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING IN YOUR MIND IT TOTALLY COUNTS

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I BET YOU WILL NOT FALL. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.

YOU JUST MADE ME DOUBT ITS ... COUNTINGNESS. ALSO I COULD ALWAYS WRITE SOMETHING THAT DOES COUNT.

[unicorn]

I BELIEVE IN YOU WHO BELIEVE IN ME! OR SOMETHING!

I DON'T CARE THAT MUCH IF YOU WRITE, DUDE. I AM NOT ONE TO TALK ABOUT THAT. I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WERE GOING TO BEAT YOURSELF UP FOR NOT WRITING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. BELIEVE AND YOU'LL SUCCEED.

YOU ARE MAKING ME DOUBT ME. OR SOMETHING. I SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING ANYWAY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. SOMETHING BESIDES THE BATEMAN APP. SETINE WANTS TO APP HIM TOO, APPARENTLY, BUT SHE IS AFRAID OF HERSELF FOR IT.

[unicorn]

OR I WILL GET OVERCONFIDENT AND DIE. ONE OF THOSE!

STOP THAT. AND OH MY GOD, A FREAKING BATEMAN ARMY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THAT CANNOT HAPPEN. IT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT.

THEY COULD CONQUER THE WORLD. ACTUALLY, I THINK THEY'D KILL EACH OTHER.

[unicorn]

THAT IS AN INTERESTING IMAGE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

THERE NEEDS TO BE, LIKE, A MOVIE CHARACTER DRESSING ROOM. I DON'T KNOW.

[unicorn]

IF ANYONE IS GOING TO MAKE A PATRICK BATEMAN DRESSING ROOM IT'S YOU, YOU KNOW.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

MORE THAN FOR HIM. FOR MOVIE CHARACTERS THAT DO NOT HAVE HUGE FANDOMS! SPEED RACER WOULD ALSO COUNT.

[unicorn]

NOW I AM THINKING OF AN RP WITH NOTHING BUT PATRICK BATEMAN AND SPEED RACER CHARACTERS.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THAT IS KIND OF A SCARY THING. I DO NOT THINK SPEED WOULD LIKE PAT ALL THAT MUCH, IF HE COULD EVEN COMPREHEND HIM.

[unicorn]

IT'S A RACE, NOT A MASSACRE WITH FULLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE ROUTINES!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

HE COULD RUN BATEMAN OVER WITH HIS CAR.

[unicorn]

I LIKE THIS... WHATEVER IT IS THAT WE ARE POSTULATING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

A VERY BIZARRE UNIVERSE. A VERY BIZARRE UNIVERSE INDEED.