are you ready for a good time?

[rocknload]

The highlight of yesterday was either one of two things.

It was possibly the utter ridiculousness of being told that I'd accidentally graduated from community college with an AA in General Studies, and my diploma would come in the mail and would I like to participate in the ceremony next spring?

Or maybe it was driving home from work at ten under the speed limit because the Iron Man stand up in the cab of my truck was blocking me so I couldn't shift above third gear, all the while trying to drown out the DING DING DING sound of something else going terribly wrong by turning up U2 so high the music rattled my speakers and shouting, "I am not walking home in a snow storm; I am not walking home in a snow storm in May."

Also pretty fucking ridiculous.

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[unicorn]

That is messed up.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

More messed up is the fact that in an hour I will have to drive down to Phoenix on the same possibly messed up tire and hope nothing goes wrong! Ahahaha! Ahahahahahaha.

... Still, the car is evil.

It needs an evil name.

[unicorn]

Why don't you. Check the tire. Surely the nearest gas station is not an hour away, if you need to refill it.

Everything you own is evil. It's the proximity to YOU, I think. The car's name should be Waspinator.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

On the way out of town, maybe. I don't know. I already refused to drive to Phoenix until I knew things were awesome and my stand was rejected so maybe I can take a bus down or borrow my mom's car or ...

It's not green or yellow! The thing is red. And my ... Wii, it is not evil!

[unicorn]

All of those sound like better options than doing nothing and driving on it anyway!

Inferno, then? It will be.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I will do something, certainly. I'm just trying to figure out what while also not thinking about it too hard.

Inferno is ... hn. I don't like the idea that the thing is solely and tirelessly and stupidly devoted to plotting against me.

[unicorn]

Heh.

I find this idea hilarious. IS THE CAR RANDOMLY MALE OR FEMALE?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

There's a thought process that HAL became evil because he was named HAL, you know.

HOW DO I KNOW. IT'S A TINY RED PICK UP.

[unicorn]

It already IS evil! Clearly this theory is WRONG. Name it Awesome Android, then it will get defeated by your favorites a lot.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Maybe it will be worse. And no.

[unicorn]

How can it be worse? AND DON'T YOU WANT TONY STARK AND MR. FANTASTIC TO SHOW UP IN YOUR BACKYARD TO SAVE YOU?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I don't know. But I could learn. DUDE, MR. FANTASTIC IS COOL AND ALL, BUT HE'S ALSO KIND OF FREAKY. HE HAS ONE OF THE MOST USELESS AND ALSO GROSSEST POWERS EVER.

[unicorn]

Hee! JUST TONY STARK, THEN. MR. FANTASTIC WAS TAKING A COFFEE BREAK.

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

Terrorsaur! He was better than Inferno anyway.

Also what is this about a degree.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Terrorsaur was annoying, and he had a lame death!

Just what I said. As of the end of this summer I will have happened to have acquired all the credits necessary to receive a two year degree in general studies. And even though I'm now at college for a completely different thing, they have decided they might as well give me that, too.

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, neat, so you get a degree you weren't even intending? Awesome. XD

Also, all cars eventually have lame deaths anyway. And irritating is better than conspiring!